July 17, 2009

Sixty is the New Forty!
Horoscope for July 17th

As I enter geezerhood my only consolation is that someday I’ll look back and say “Ah to be 60 again!” To those of you who might discount those of the older persuasion remember the words of John Bradford: “There but for the grace of God goes John Bradford.” There but for the grace of God go I. Some day you too will ask yourself “How did this happen?” It seems to happen with quiet determination.

So when do I get my senior discount? No, better yet, when do I get my own Wikipedia page?

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