Jeff Likes to Tell Stories

Welcome to my blog. I haven’t kept up with it in a while. But I hope to get back to writing the types of stories you’ll find here. If my life was a sitcom, these might be considered scripts for the show. I write about my life, my interactions with my family and those strangers I encounter on a daily basis. My more serious writing can be found in various places. But I often post them on Medium.

Fairly Odd Parents-Present / 19.08.2009

I woke up with it and by mid afternoon I had a full-blown craving for a nice crisp dill pickle. I wasn't prepared for this kind of focus. Thinking it merely a strange, but temporary condition I carried on as if nothing was out of the ordinary. But it didn't go away. It was only on the first day my two week vacation that buying the perfect pickle had risen to the top of my to-do list. Half Sours on the right and the more pickled Dills on the left. The choice was mine. I surveyed the choices in the refrigerated...

Artistic Tendencies, Commuting with Nature / 09.08.2009

My fellow commuter. Click on image for a larger view. It had been a long week. I'd just completed two days of teaching teachers how to podcast: a rewarding activity that reminded me of my years in the classroom. But teachers know teaching is exhausting. And teaching technology is even more so. You closely examine your students' faces, ferreting out those who get it and those who are lost. To bridge those techno-fears I succumb to using humor to push on through. By the end of the session I surveyed the room, happy to see their relaxed faces. But I had...

News Outta My Control / 20.07.2009

Click on the image for a larger view. As you get older your collection of chachkas increases exponentially. And, one day, you realize your whole attic is filled with the most "important" and "valuable" memories of your life. Well, not really. Most of it is junk that at various times you predicted would define your life. So much for prognostication. My track record isn't the best and this is precisely why I rarely play the stock market. However, every once and while the life event is so big you know the artifact is worth saving. Years later, if you can remember...

Fairly Odd Parents-Present, Idiosyncratic Celebrations / 17.07.2009

As I enter geezerhood my only consolation is that someday I'll look back and say "Ah to be 60 again!" To those of you who might discount those of the older persuasion remember the words of John Bradford: "There but for the grace of God goes John Bradford." There but for the grace of God go I. Some day you too will ask yourself "How did this happen?" It seems to happen with quiet determination. So when do I get my senior discount? No, better yet, when do I get my own Wikipedia page? ...

Fairly Odd Parents-Past, Fairly Odd Parents-Present / 28.06.2009

I missed Father's Day. Again. Like last year, I booked a trip to LA only to discover it coincided with the day my family was supposed to honor my fatherhood. And just like last year everyone was happy to celebrate my family contributions this weekend instead. These yearly sojourns to Southern California are meant to keep connected to family and friends. Our mundane moments are communicated pretty well through email and periodic phone calls. These trips reveal more subtle changes: walking with a walker after a Thailand accident, no longer dying her hair, the desperate need for a dentist, and the...

Fairly Odd Parents-Present, Idiosyncratic Celebrations / 12.06.2009

The Happy Couple on Our Wedding Day Sixteen years. After sixteen years of marriage certain things fit perfectly. Two artists, we started with an artists' wedding and each year we're reminded of this beginning. It's a day to remember our coupling but also who each of us is. We both want to get back to making art. We've been going to the same restaurant for the past seven years to celebrate. Because of the restaurant's database, they always remember which anniversary we're celebrating and our menus are printed with a celebratory "Happy [Fill in the year] Anniversary." They always take us to...

Artistic Tendencies / 03.05.2009

I have just returned from the GEL Conference in New York—a fantastic opportunity to listen, meet, and interact with many wonderful and fascinating minds. Remind me to tell you about the game Werewolf: a parlor game on the surface, but one filled with intrigue and issues of trust and paranoia. But I digress. The purpose of today's post is to introduce you to a new series of photographs I've been taking over the last few years. Of course, you know that I've recently gotten back to my love of photography. So, today I'd like to publicly present my ongoing series: Hotel...

Artistic Tendencies, News Outta My Control, Professional Auteurism / 25.04.2009

Commentary at the New York Stock Exchange On a trip last week to New York for a series of meetings I suddenly discovered the New York Stock Exchange was located directly on the path between my hotel and meeting site. This "discovery" was hard to miss with a huge American flag draped across the front of the building and tourists holding up their cameras for a similar photo op (even at this early morning hour). My time in Washington has trained me to look for initial signs of heightened security camouflaged as benign architectural flourishes. Bronze-colored "stones" subtly blocked would-be terrorists' attempts...

Worker's Comp / 26.03.2009

Long Tail

Chris Anderson's The Long Tail: Products that are in low demand or have low sales volume can collectively make up a market share that rivals or exceeds the relatively few current bestsellers and blockbusters.

Chris Anderson, editor of Wired magazine, popularized the term The Long Tail to describe a strategy for businesses that sell large numbers of items, each at a relatively low volume. Despite fewer sales per item, according to Anderson, such businesses can make big profits if they reach many, many niche buyers.

In the last few years, the Smithsonian American Art Museum has been looking at our museum's online information in the same way. Our Web statistics showed that the number of visitors to our top ten sections paled when compared with the total number of visitors for all other pages, even though only a few people viewed each page. The challenge: how could we make it easier for our online visitors to find things of interest even if that information is buried deep in our site?

Anderson recently spoke at the Smithsonian 2.0 conference. Organized by the Smithsonian's new Secretary, G. Wayne Clough, the seminar brought digerati from across the country to discuss how the Institution could make its collections, educational resources, and staff more "accessible, engaging and useful" to our visitors with the help of technology. A few weeks ago, American Art's director, Elizabeth Broun, continued the discussion by holding an unprecedented all-day staff retreat to discuss the use of social media within the museum.

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Museums are changing. Like many other organizations, our hierarchical structure has historically disseminated information from our experts to our visitors. The envisioned twenty-first-century model, however, is more level. Instead of a one-way presentation, our online visitors are often interested in having a conversation with our curators and content providers. In response, many of us at American Art have been looking for ways to engage our public by designing applications that promote dialogue. By encouraging user-generated content and by distributing our assets beyond our own Web site and out across the Internet, we hope to make our content easier to find. In doing so, we are trying to fulfill our long tail strategy. In order to succeed we will need to approach our jobs differently.

While the traditional visionary makes connections between the big pictures, long tail visionaries look for connections between the small pictures. I am hedging my bets at the grassroots level. And at this level I, along with my coworkers, play a number of roles.

Artistic Tendencies, Worker's Comp / 22.02.2009

Trees with Mormon Temple, 2009, ©Jeff Gates. Click on image for larger view. Yesterday, as I was driving the DC Beltway I suddenly saw the spires of the Mormon Temple above the leafless branches of Rock Creek Park. With no other man-made structures around, these steeples have always reminded me of the Morlocks' towers rising above the growth of 802,701 A.D. in George Pal's 1960 adaptation of H.G. Wells' The Time Machine. I'd always wanted to make a photo that evoked this feeling. And this clear winter day was a perfect time to do so. Bringing the image back to...