22 Mar The Theatre of the Barely Socially Acceptable, Act 4

Posted at 12:28h in Barely Socially Acceptable, Commuting with Nature by

In this month’s Theatre of the Barely Socially Acceptable office politics meets low carb but tasty recipes. March madness: cell phone monodialogues® from the subway underground:

We’ve got to nail this guy!
If we don’t we’ll be knockin’ on doors.
Yeah, tomorrow at the latest.

Wait a minute, I forgot to tell you.
I had the best cauliflower
at Janet’s last night.
Yeah, amazing.

Well, you cut the head into little florets.
And spread them on a cookie sheet.
Preheat the oven to 450.
Yeah, it’s gotta be hot.
Brush on double virgin olive oil
And bake for 20 minutes.

Are you writing this down?

Then just salt and pepper to taste.
But for the best flavor
I like a lot of coarse ground pepper.
Geez, my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

I don’t care. It’s your turn to be the bad guy.
But if we don’t do it now, we’ll pay for it later.
Big time.

No, 450 for 20 minutes. Right.
Tomorrow.

Jeff
jeffgates@outlook.com
3 Comments
  • Donna
    Posted at 13:28h, 22 March

    LOL!!! Love your monoDIALologues (c)!
    And we get a recipe too!

  • Donna
    Posted at 01:44h, 06 April

    We tried and loved your recipe tonight!

  • Luca Miti
    Posted at 09:39h, 16 September

    Dear Mr. Gates,
    I found about your activity, in particular your “monodialogs”, by chance, during an internet research about mobile ringtones of “art” (I composed a pair of “serial/conceptual” ringtones), and I found them (the “monodialogs”) really great!
    This is just to let you know this, and in the hope of an exchange of ideas with you (and may be of material, too).