Author Archive for: Jeff

The Art of Grocery Shopping

01 May 2016
May 1, 2016 Growing up, my family's grocery shopping was always a major event, something I was forced to endure on a weekly basis. Every Saturday morning my father would comb the newspaper ads for specials. Like the true engineer he was, he mapped his shopping trajectory based on which stores had what deals. We spent the better part of our Saturday going from one market to the next --often four or more. I pushed the cart while he consulted his list. This was not quality father-son time. With a childhood like Read more [...]

Texting Away A Dysfunctional Family

08 Nov 2015
November 8, 2015 [raw] [/raw] After the football game my wife and I took our older daughter out to dinner as we usually do on these Saturday evenings. A celebratory meal, certainly not for the prowess of our team, these after-game dinners reinforce the connections we have with our very independent children. With one in college and the other soon to be, we hardly ever see them. We are pre-empty nesters trying to get the hang of our new reality. This time, our younger daughter was entertaining friends at home. Read more [...]

The Curse: That’s One Small Step For Man…

21 Oct 2015
October 21, 2015 [raw] I forgot to take a picture of my foot stuck in the Metro escalator. So, like all good crime stories, I have recreated the scene. X marks the spot.[/raw] As I arrived at the surface from my subway commute, suddenly, a short, old woman, dressed in a mid February coat, crossed my path. "Pfeh," she said in her Slavic-sounding accent, "to you and your descendants!" I ignored her. But I had been cursed. And I hadn't even reached my cubicle yet. Strange things began to happen; sudden Read more [...]

Emigrating to Oblivia

08 Aug 2015
August 8, 2015 I'm emigrating to Oblivia. I'm leaving this place and its work culture. I have spent too long trying to live with the tenets of our national work zeitgeist. It's time to visualize my exit. No, I'm not retiring just yet (I've got two children to get through college). But I am thinking about it. Eighty years ago, on August 14, 1935, the same day the Social Security Administration was founded, Obliva became a bona fide and well-sought-out destination. Suddenly, retirement was closer to reality for Read more [...]

Observant on Day One

17 Jul 2015
July 17, 2015 [raw] Observant at a very young age, I was particularly interested in my toes.[/raw] I am nothing if not observant. I had to be, growing up in an irrational house, where, at any moment, the sublime could morph into the profane —and where a loved one could literally change overnight. (Sadly, I don't mean figuratively.) It's no mistake I became a photographer, always looking for the inconsistencies in human behavior, ready for any turn of events, no matter how unlikely they may be. Irony Read more [...]

A New Flag For Our Lawn

03 Jul 2015
July 3, 2015 [raw] I suggested some alternatives to the realtor who plants American flags on our lawns every 4th of July. [/raw] When it comes to our little plot of suburban heaven, we are outliers. We couldn't care less about having a perfect lawn. No monthly weed treatments and I do all the mowing. Some years, to make its upkeep a little less mundane, I do creative mowing. The best thing you can say about our grass is it's green. And, if you squint, it looks lush and, well, even greener. Every year Read more [...]
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